1 send them Emilie Autumn lyrics
2 talk about how many kids you want and what you will name them
3 talk about putting make up on them and doing their nails :P
4 take them into a woman's clothing shop, pull out the girliest thing you can see and say "this would look great on you"
5 walk round with your bra over your eyes going "bzzzzz, I'm a fly. BZZZZ!"
6 ask them very strange questions...
if you have any suggestions please comment and tell me :P
thanks for reading